Wednesday, August 25, 2010

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cravings ... What

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From pizza carbonara ...

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

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Dr. Pepper

Today for 96 rubles. bought a can of Dr. Pepper (330 ml), produced in Holland.
interesting inscription on the label, resembling that the product is imported and not produced in Roisse:

"Date of filling: -1 year of the period specified in the bank."
At the bottom of the banks two dates: 12.05.11 and 12.05.1911.

Hmm, did the Dutch nakosyachili and our twisted?.))
Still young man - our own.

PS
A Dr. Pepper still beautiful. Especially after fifteen pereyva ...

Thursday, August 5, 2010

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work ...

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In time of change is importante imparare dalle esperienze passate ed evitare vecchi errori.
Ripesco una formula matematica che potrebbe tornare utile.


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing That will put you over the top.

Monday, August 2, 2010

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"3D-Graffiti Not

Originally posted by [info] teh_nomad at "3D-graffiti"
If you have any pencils, you do not necessarily something to draw. You can show imagination, as did Dalton Ghetti:



( first thing he certainly made the alphabet )