[fanfiction: TBBT] Your can kiss my ken barbie
Title: Your can kiss my ken barbie
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Pair: Penny Sheldon
+ Genre: General
Rating: Green
Warnings: One-Shot
Word Count: 2074
Notes: Written for the Second Mission of the COW-T, "Vendetta".
temporal environment episode 2x07. Simple introspection and restoration of the bickering between Sheldon and Penny (who I love and worship together, aw). Alcuni punti sono poco chiari e ripetitivi ma fatti di proposito, per riprendere lo stile della serie tv – o almeno tentare.
Il titolo viene da un dialogo dell’episodio, “Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your ken.” “Yeah, well, your ken can kiss my barbie.” Gioco di parole che si è perso in italiano, ma che ho comunque voluto riportare alla fine della fan fiction – spero non me ne vogliate, davvero.
Se conversare con Sheldon era estenuante fisicamente quanto mentalmente, litigarci lo era cento e cento volte ancora di più.
In quelle non poche volte where he felt he did not pay particular attention dovergli, Penny merely set wrong that is not concluded until their air with chatter annoyed or embarrassed, while the rest of the time or nodding, much more simply ignored him.
were friends, they said once-per exasperation and force of habit, due to a favor that Penny would have quickly realized the need to return to the end-but not appreciated, as occasionally be found, d ' agreement on something - more often to the detriment of Leonard, a little 'because of the one and a bit' to blame the other.
Penny was not a particularly strong woman, physically or emotionally, but despite everything he knew how to gain respect, thanks to his childhood spent in that huge place that was Nebraska, and was stubborn as a mule - and just as messy as many as intrusive.
Sheldon was a space engineer (or something like that, but probably far more tedious and complicated) and it was considered too smart for anyone or anything - the new evolved form of human beings, the 'Homo Novus , said him. He was obsessed and petulant, childish and extremely self-centered.
For this and many other reasons, such as comic books and the Klingon him, the tight clothes and men attending gyms and the home of her, the two were not so consistent as it Penny and Leonard could have been, if only because it was aware of being in the sub nicely appointed 'nerd' and sometimes regretted not being stupid like the rest of his generation and perhaps a bit 'more athletic .
And it was always that kind of incompatibility and misunderstanding that often brought Penny and Sheldon to discuss, to give himself against every time I happened to chance - although you can never turn to any kind of strike, at least until after Sheldon prey wounded pride had not entirely banished the girl from her apartment - and then sequentially from their wi-fi.
And from there, to that of posterity and of those who Unfortunately, this was war-fu. Not for too long and not too loudly, but certainly neither of them spared the kind of low blows that once would have done the most chilling villain and the largest of the Huns of Attila. The first small
Penny showed that sold so eagerly and so firmly frozen, fully dressed to the Cheesecake Factory, was to instill doubt in the mind twisted and disturbingly advanced Sheldon.
"Come on, eat it as well. "She had said, not without a certain satisfaction in the tone of voice, after having served his damn cheeseburger with grilled bacon, barbecue sauce, bacon strictly and cheese separately.
was followed by a moment of silence, in which the body had raised his face to fix the annoying neighbor, and neither Leonard or Howard and Raj had dared to say anything. From their point of view was even charming, everything.
Then she added, "I dare you " satisfied with that air of superiority and was gone, his arms tightly to his chest. Needless to say that Sheldon had refused to eat the cheeseburger despite the careful analysis that follows, and finally the evening went to hell.
He was vindicated in a more subtle and less flashy, trivially using their exalted qualities despite usually hate doing it, and thanks to its setting for dates and times he made sure to be out of their home when they knew Penny would be connected to the Internet to its line-internet-because it was considered too mature and too noble to stay and enjoy his reaction certainly negative. It was also the evening of comic books, that one.
He even felt a certain satisfaction, that time, to register and to present their protest against the attitude of Penny that if at that time had not been warned because of third-strike thing does not actually possible, as if Penny was not banned at that time he certainly would not be wasting time to get revenge on something that she had done out of spite of that third strike (that funny thing ) - certainly would have been reprimanded again. In fact, not being able to do Sheldon had taken satisfaction-not-too discreet to impose a strike to all the others, who knew they would blatantly attempted to circumvent his block to the line.
She had virtually decided, with the laptop in his hands and his face flushed as much as his tight tank top, which would have revived the old techniques and learn the men's tournament would have applied more or less seriously on the beanpole from overwork. So
had taken the right time to think, had expected little less than two days, because the evening was the Cheesecake Factory on Thursday and his plan was perfect on Saturday night, and took the best attitude bulla gloating that he had learned just before going to high school.
hands clasped in front of the chest to fretting and nail bent knee to rest his foot against the wall, given that Sheldon had come out from the apartment with the usual basket of clothes and the usual embarrassing Superman shirt on. The set was scared, that way a bit 'dramatic and a bit' first times that the child had put her at ease, and smiled his greeting.
'time doing laundry, mh? "He had said met the same air that had taken in serving the cheeseburger recently. Contemptuous and satisfied, perhaps even a bit 'ironic as he followed the body down the stairs and proceed to the cellar - but Sheldon did not understand the irony and sarcasm until him was written on a sheet of paper, depicts the' intimidation or bullying on the road.
"Every Saturday at 20:15," he replied without much care, perhaps believing that if he persisted long enough that both Penny got all the others would follow in his schematic as healthy daily habits.
Then she continued to speak " F acyl to predict ' hang by their arms without rhythm or grace, and he had turned to look at her with a hint of alarm in the brown eyes - since, after all, or at least was thought to be the smartest on the planet.
"What are you insinuating? "
" I'm suggesting that you're a creature of habit "and that Sheldon did not like to hear it, because that seemed like that a bad thing" And if something prevents you from doing the laundry the Saturday at 20:15 "at that point he had stopped to fix it with a frowning face, because until that time he continued to walk do not delay, and had watched Penny express themselves that way so complicated and so bizarre that-probably by a miracle-had recognized it as something abnormal. He had heard the anxiety growing in her chest faster and faster. "You could find it ... unpleasant. "So
had turned our eyes on their clothes in front of him and next-to imagine as some kind of disaster-struck by a terrible foreboding and ran down the stairs without worrying about a possible timetable in advance.
And he had seen there, all busy, washing machines that would use him that night. He had laid down one by one, several times, until the annoying voice of Penny had not teased as a child that the child was in effect.
" Oh, no , occupied all the washing machines? "Sheldon had not even turned to look at her, she was so upset. "What will you do? He was pretty sure that the same popping another tic between cheek and right eye, those who are not curable, even in a decade of futile therapy.
"... no problem. "She responded in spite of everything, swallowing so loudly to be a sore throat. "I will laundry ... another evening. "
" Another night? Well, I guess you could try us, but deep in your heart you know on the evening of laundry is always Saturday evening. "Sheldon had
set with so much hatred and resentment rather annoyed he had some hidden powers that would be the perfect time to discover them and use them sequentially.
"You're playing with forces beyond your chances of a woman. " had then warned the eye that she let herself go in spasms of rage hard not desired.
She had not left impress, and smacking his lips in that way everything had narrowed his gaze defiantly.
"Yeah, well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie. "
From that moment on, neither Howard nor see Raj had become a bit 'because they were intent on finding a sophisticated disguise as insmascherabile to nestle in the home of handsome supermodel, a little' because ; sparks passing through the corridor that divided the apartments of Penny and Sheldon were so intense that you can recall an entire team of scholars to document the phenomenon.
The war was continued with no holds barred, and sometimes it was so hot that he could easily fry an egg in the pan without the aid of any gas or match.
"Sheldon! "Penny to more than knock knock knock seemed a much less graceful sbam sbam sbam . "Sheldon! Sheldon! "
He opened with some satisfaction, and gloating he thought the clothes of the girl who had just hung on wires for electricity, just outside the window of his apartment - one simple physics, really. He was even coming to the bras, despite not he was embarrassed or uncomfortable in doing so, while proclaiming himself the winner of that spat that lasted far too long.
Penny reacted as expected, annoyed and surprised by that move, so smart, and he replied in more mature and scientific way.
" Muah. Ah. Ah . "
What Penny did not understand, a little 'because she was blonde and a little' because she had grown up in the real world as opposed to Leonard and the others, was that Sheldon had spent an entire life to control and wand , demand and obtain, and there was now so accustomed that he had no idea what it was good education or simply good manners to keep quiet when it would be needed.
She was combative and proud, intrepid used to waxing and nocturnal revels that would dwarf the more combative of the Vikings, while he was sketchy and selective, direct and totally insensitive.
could never live together, that much was certain-that was already so popular, even though Penny was actually found to follow the logic of Howard and Raj ("We liked Leonard," had once confessed to explain how even face Sheldon) - and if not the whole thing was over as soon as certainly one of the two would eventually With the transfer, or challenges him to a game of Halo to the death - and everyone knew that Penny would win - thus marking the definitive end of the halcyon days of Leonard.
Then Leonard himself had recourse to the most terrible of resources, showing a weak point of the Penny-Sheldon his Kryptonite, he said, to put an end to everything.
It was a matter of minutes and a few hundredths of a call, and the matter had been resolved.
Penny had called the mother of Sheldon, and Sheldon's mother had called Sheldon himself. Suspicious glares from the physical, a shrug followed by a grin of Leonard, and it was all over so the back burner suddenly seem never happened.
Sheldon had apologized to Penny, who was forced to swallow pride, and was over there. But he knew he felt nell'alluce-foot left-Penny which was to call his mother, and in a sense it was struck.
Then when they had brought the basket of clothes, "Penny .... Penny ... Penny ... "With colored linens in plain sight on the mound, he had apologized to phrases and nearly had heard another tick tick on the right side of the face when she asked him if he could sit in his place on the couch.
He had fixed a little 'and, before leaving "Penny? " "Yes? "He nodded solemnly, as stiff as a piece of wood. "Good game. "
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